Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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