Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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