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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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