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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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