Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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