Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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