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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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