Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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