Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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