Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.