Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Vote:
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Vote:
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Vote:
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Vote:
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
Vote:
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Vote:
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Vote: