Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.