Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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