Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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