Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.