Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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