Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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