Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.