Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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