Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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