Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'