Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.