Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Vote:
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Vote:
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Vote:
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Vote:
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Vote:
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Vote: