Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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