Joke #894

Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Vote: has 76.89 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Vote: has 69.39 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Vote: has 69.55 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Vote: has 48.26 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Vote: has 74.84 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris