Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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