Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.