Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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