Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG