Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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