What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
"Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it." -People
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss? A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?