What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
A pirate was on his ship and his watchman comes to him and says, "1 enemy ship on the horizont." The captain says, "Bring me my red shirt, no men get injured or die." So the watchman comes to him and asks, "Why did you want your red shirt?" The captain says, "Because if i get injured they won't see and keep on fighting." So the watchman comes to him again and says, "20 enemy ships on the horizont." The captain says, "Bring me my brown pants."
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.