Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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A: Hissssstory.
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
What does a frog say when it sees something' great?
Toadly awesome!
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Q. What did the frog say to the fly?
A. You are really starting to bug me!
"I’m in a big trouble!"
"Why is that?"
"I saw a mouse in my house!"
"Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap."
"I don’t have one."
"Well then, buy one."
"Can’t afford one."
"I can give you mine if you want."
"That sounds good."
"All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap."
"I don’t have any cheese."
"Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap."
"I don’t have oil."
"Well, then put only a small piece of bread."
"I don’t have bread."
"Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"