Joke #10402

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.

What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.

One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.

What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't had one. Never." "Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.

What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.

A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies?" "Well, I liked the book!"