Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
A city child came running into the farmhouse.
“No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled.
“There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.