What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
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Joke has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A:To stamp out fires.
Q:Why do elephants have flat feet?
A:To stamp out burning ducks
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Joke has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
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What is a bear's favourite drink?
Koka-Koala.
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Joke has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Teacher: Give me an example of animal.
Jimmy: Frog
Teacher: Give me another.
Jimmy: Another Frog.
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Joke has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’
Boy: ‘I’m not.
I’m just holding it.
It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd.
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Joke has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll.
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Joke has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.
The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
"Shit!" says the ant.
"One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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Joke has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
