Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!
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Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
What happened to the lost cattle?
Nobody's herd.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.
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One of the boys said, "What is that?"
"They're smart pills," said the other boy.
"Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap."
"See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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