Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
What goes black white black white...? A penguin rolling down a hill! What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him!
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.