What does a frog say when it sees something' great?
Toadly awesome!
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A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment.
‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk.
‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’
‘The circus?’ says the dog.
‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.