Joke #2396

What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked: "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died", replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned: "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied: "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
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