Joke #2396

What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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