What does a frog say when it sees something' great?
Toadly awesome!
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A deer hunter just messed up another hunt.
This happened to him more times than he could count.
He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss.
He would sneak up close just to get busted and watch the deer run away.
He would sneeze just as the buck came into range.
He would fall asleep on the stand, waking in time to watch a giant buck scamper away.
Frustrated, he complained to his hunting buddies.
"Everything that happens to guys that don't know how to hunt keeps happening to me!" he said.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
It was a hot summer night.
Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple...
I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
Warren.
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!