To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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