To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."