To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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