To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.