To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.