To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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The end result was the creation of life.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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