To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.