To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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