Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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With his bare hands.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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