Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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