Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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