Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.