Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.