Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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