Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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