Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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