Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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