Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.