Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly