Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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It still isn’t fixed.
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He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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