Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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