Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Vote:
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Vote:
What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Vote:
Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Vote:
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Vote:
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Vote:
