Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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