Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.