Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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