Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.