Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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