Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.