Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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