Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.