Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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