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When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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What to polar bears eat for lunch?
(Ice berg-ers!)
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat.
The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo.
The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again.
He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days".
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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