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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead?
Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos?
Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncle.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him.
That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.