Joke #2339

Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
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Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… "Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?" "She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'"
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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