Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."