Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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I did so much crack, one day I broke in my own house.
I ain't lying.
I was halfway out the door with the TV before I realized it was my place.
And before I broke in, I used to stand outside and case the joint.
Finally, I said, "Damn, this brother will never come home!"
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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