Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?"
Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine."
Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this."
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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?"
Patient: "What pills?"
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
A: HIGH-Definition.
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