Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep. I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any. Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s. I tried. But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
The phone rings at Federal Drug Enforcement Agency headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the Federal Drug Enforcement Agency?" "Yes. What can we do for you?" "I’m calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding cocaine in his firewood." "Thank you, this will be noted." Next day, the Drug Enforcement agents come over to Tom’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no cocaine, swear at Tom and leave. The phone rings at Tom’s house. "Hey, Tom! Did the Federal Drug Enforcement guys come by?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood for you?" "Yeah, they did." "Okay, now it’s YOUR turn to call. I need my garden plowed."