Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and he says, “That’s it.” She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.