Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.