Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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New generic drug replacement for Viagra – it's called Mycoxaflopin.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.
10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar.
The salesman says, "Little boy is your mother home?"
Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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