Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.