Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain.
One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette.
The other lady said, 'Hey, that's a good idea.
What's that called?'
The lady responded, 'It's a condom.'
The other lady said, 'Where can you get one of those?'
She said, 'Oh, just about any grocery of drug store.'
So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier, and said, 'I need to get some condoms.'
The cashier looked at her puzzled (because of her age) and said, 'UH, what size?'
The lady responded, 'Hmm, one that would fit a camel.'
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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