Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"