Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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