Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?
A: Drug Abuse.
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The girl behind the counter says, “What size?”
He says, “I don’t know.”
She hold up a finger and says, “That big?”
He says, “Bigger.”
She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?”
He says, “Smaller?”
She holds up two fingers and he says, “That’s it.”
She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?"
Patient: "What pills?"