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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep. I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any. Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s. I tried. But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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