Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
The Bible says I'll pay for my sins. I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? " "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison... '"