Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do.
Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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