What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing.
I told you he was a bum steer.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.
A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment.
‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk.
‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’
‘The circus?’ says the dog.
‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."
Waiter: "That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much."
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.