What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
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A cud missle.
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Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match.
It will go 'WOOF.'
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What’s a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?"
The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?"
The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
