What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
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A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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A: So he could pass the milkyway.
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A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
What is a Zebra?
A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
The Lizard of Oz.
Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together.
Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their vehicles.
One blonde says "We need to find a faster way to get home."
The next day, they come to work on a donkey.
After work they come out and see a donkey tied to the fence.
"I think we're going to have to wait again, " says the one blonde.
"I'm not convinced that's our donkey."
"Why not?" asks the second blonde.
The first blonde says, "Well, this donkey only has one a**hole, and this morning when we rode in, I distinctly overhead someone say, "Hey look at those two a**holes on that donkey."
Little Johnny's teacher said,
"Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's."
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
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