What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hi, honey."
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Vote:
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.
He got out, and started walking in a meadow.
As he walked, he came upon a hole.
Wanting to see how deep it was, he threw a pebble down.
No sound.
So he threw a medium-sized rock down. No sound.
The man started to get frustrated, so he threw a boulder down.
No sound.
As he searched about, he spotted a railroad beam.
He hauled it over to the hole, and shoved it in.
No sound.
He sat down on the ground, exhausted.
Suddenly, he saw a goat running at him, full speed.
He leaped up, and it brushed past him, and fell in the hole.
He listened, but there was no sound.
He sat down again. A few minutes later, a farmer came walking up.
The man asked him, "How deep is this hole?"
The farmer said, "Oh. Thats the bottomless pit. It never ends.
Say, have you seen my prize goat?"
The man, not wanting to get the blame, said, "No." The farmer said, "Oh well.
He can't get far. He was tied to a railroad beam."
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?
A. They mark the sheep that kick!
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape