Joke #4731

What did the bee say to the flower? "Hi, honey."
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An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
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I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
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A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. "Who am I? What am I?" said the rabbit confused. "Well, you're one such... with a short tail, long ears..." "I guess!" shouted the rabbit, "I'm a rabbit!" "And what am I?" asked the skunk. "Ah! Yes. You're one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle..." "Wow!", yelled the skunk, "Probably I'm an ass!"
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