Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
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A sponge.
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You can smell the carrots on his breath.
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
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Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me.
Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
Two cows were talking in the field.
One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"
The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn"t it?"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"