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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer.
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How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
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