Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
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Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison.
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self?
A: Beef stroganoff.
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football.
During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning.
But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game.
When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede,
“Where were you during the first half?”
He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo.
Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length.
So he asked his aunt what was that.
His aunt responded: "That is nothing"
On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick.
Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: "Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing."
His mother laughed and said: "My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"