Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
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In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo York.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
Ground Beef.
I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
"I’m in a big trouble!"
"Why is that?"
"I saw a mouse in my house!"
"Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap."
"I don’t have one."
"Well then, buy one."
"Can’t afford one."
"I can give you mine if you want."
"That sounds good."
"All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap."
"I don’t have any cheese."
"Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap."
"I don’t have oil."
"Well, then put only a small piece of bread."
"I don’t have bread."
"Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!