Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.