Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.