Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.