What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
What are cat-erpillars afraid of?
Dog-erpillars.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Where do cows like to ride on trains?
In the cow-boose.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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When does a female deer need money?
When she doesnt have a buck.