First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
What goes black white black white...?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football.
During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning.
But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game.
When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede,
“Where were you during the first half?”
He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
Q: What is a crowbar?
A: A place were crows go to get a drink!