What goes black white black white...?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
A guy walks into a Raptors bar with a dachshund under his arm.
The dog is wearing a "Toronto Raptors" jersey and helmet, and is festooned with "Raptors" pom-poms.
The bartender says: "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate.
We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!"
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins and Vince Carter does a great slum dunk.
With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says: "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen!
What does the dog do if Raptors win?"
The owner replies: "I don't know, I've only had him for a half year."
Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad?
A: Dady issues!
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA?
It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says:
Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
Vote:
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one
What a HippoCrip.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Vote: