What goes black white black white...? A penguin rolling down a hill! What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him!
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"