What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A: Show us your calves!
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.