What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
Cold cream.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot.
He said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how the caller located him.
The called said that the bird had landed on his balcony and kept repeating, "Hi, you have reached 555-1234. I can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message at the tone."
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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