Joke #10623

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They re both brown, except the snowball.

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.

Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me. Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me

Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.

Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.

What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong.