What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
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Q: Why are lawyers never attacked by sharks?
A: Professional courtesy.
Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.
A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor.
"How much do I owe you?" the lady asks.
"$345," says the doctor.
"$345!!?" the lady asks.
"Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace.
She says to the wolf, "My, what big ears you have!"
The wolf keeps grimacing.
She says, "My, what big eyes you have!"
The wolf grimaces even wider, baring his teeth.
She says, "My, what big teeth you have!"
The wolf finally snaps and says, "F**k off! I'm trying to take a dump."
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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?
He had to get a new goat.
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.