What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
What goes black white black white...?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
Q: What's long and thin and covered with skin and nobody knows how many holes its been in.
A: A worm.
Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked.
"Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?"
"About two and a half feet."
"Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
