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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?  She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
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One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line. So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
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