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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked: "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died", replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned: "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied: "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
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Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face? A: It will kick off your ladder…
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Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
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Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. ‘Hello,’ I thought. ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
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