Joke #10629

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
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A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. "Who the hell are you?" he yells. The naked guy replies, "I'm the moth inspector." "Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?" He looks down and exclaims, "Oh my God, I'm too late!"
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Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.'' ''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
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