What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
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A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.
Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "There's no call for that.
You go right up there and tell him off.
Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
How do you make a cat be a dog?
Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match.
It will go 'WOOF.'
What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore.
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?
You can't f**k with either one.
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.