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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
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It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
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A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, she was incredibly ticked now. The next day see saw the same parrot and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager said, "That's not good." and promised he wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" and the bird said, "You know."
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.
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Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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