What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
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A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: Boo-bees.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
