What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
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He parked on a yellow lion.
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Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish.
Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
Q: What is a zebra?
A: A horse behind bars.
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls.
They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"
The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes?
A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps.
Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
