What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
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When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.
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A: Show us your calves!
Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg."
Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini?
A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’
Sue Murphy
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.