What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand." "Okay," said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?" "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," "Thanks Mom," replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store fat for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without water for long periods." "That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom ..." "Yes son?" "What good does all that do us here in the San Diego Zoo?"
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.