What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
A cattle battle.
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Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad?
A: Dady issues!
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours?
A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest.
The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!"
The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It's my nut!"
The first squirrel said, "That's not fair! I saw it first!"
"Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued the second.
At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said, "You shouldn't quarrel.Let me resolve this dispute."
The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer squirrel said, "Now, give me the nut."
He broke the nut in half, and handed half to each squirrel, saying, "See? It was foolish of you to fight. Now the dispute is resolved."
Then he reached over and said, "And for my fee, I'll take the meat."
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture.
Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"!
Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep.
He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"?
Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".