How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
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Hoppy Days.
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He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please".
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The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches.
"Hmm," said the madam. "I'm not sure. Try the first door on the right."
So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams.
"It's too big! Take it out!" So he went to the madam.
"No, really. I need someone who can handle 16 inches."
"Hmm," said the madam. "Try the last door."
So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and had the time of his life, surprised that there was no scream at all.
In fact, he heard no sounds at all.
Puzzled, he finished up and pulled out.
"Talk to me, baby."
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Q:Where do you find giant snails?
A:On the ends of their fingers.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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