How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
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Grade A.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
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A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich.
When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant.
A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law.
The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary.
The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear."
It says, "Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves."
Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together.
Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their vehicles.
One blonde says "We need to find a faster way to get home."
The next day, they come to work on a donkey.
After work they come out and see a donkey tied to the fence.
"I think we're going to have to wait again, " says the one blonde.
"I'm not convinced that's our donkey."
"Why not?" asks the second blonde.
The first blonde says, "Well, this donkey only has one a**hole, and this morning when we rode in, I distinctly overhead someone say, "Hey look at those two a**holes on that donkey."
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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What is the longest organ in a sheep's body?
A New Zealander's cock!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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