Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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