Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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