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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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