Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris