Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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