Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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