Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it.
Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar.
The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it."
"Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back."
So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically.
"That's amazing," said the bartender.
"Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings."
"Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back."
So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby.
"Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."
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