Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.