Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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