Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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