Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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