Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.