Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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