Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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