Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.