Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.