Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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