Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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