Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.