Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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