Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.