Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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