Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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