Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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