Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.