Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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