Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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