Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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