Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.