Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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