Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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