Joke #4012

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Vote:
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Vote:
has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Vote:
has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Vote:
has 37.61 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Vote:
has 82.87 % from 328 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Vote:
has 51.59 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Vote:
has 17.53 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Vote:
has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Vote:
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook