Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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