Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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