Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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