Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.