Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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