Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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