Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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