When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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