When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.