When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.