When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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