When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.