When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.