Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.