Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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