Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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