Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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