Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.