Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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