Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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