Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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