Joke #10682

What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
Vote:
has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A man is out walking in New York when he sees a girl being savaged by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by beating about the head with a stick and saves the girl's life. The girl's mother rushes over to him: "Thank you, thank you, you are a hero, tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl" "But I'm not a New Yorker," the man says. "Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl," says the mother. "But I'm not an American," the man says. "What are you then?" asks the mother. "I'm an Iranian," the man says. The next day he sees the newspaper headlines: Islamic Extr*mist kills American Dog.
Vote:
has 80.73 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, dog, life
What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
Vote:
has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Vote:
has 34.31 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
Vote:
has 64.84 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
Vote:
has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
Vote:
has 63.09 % from 710 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Vote:
has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Vote:
has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food