What do you call a neurotic octopus?
A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
Spider: Why are you terrified by me?
Me: Well the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact you can talk.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers?
To exercise.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it.
So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A: A snake in the brass.
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion.
What do you do?
Get your drunk ass off the carousel.