What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
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Q: Why did the lion brake up with his girlfriend?
A: Cuz she was a CHEETAH!
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What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
A farmer and a son live on a farm.
The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid.
He is so excited because he's just milked a cow.
Then he takes a big drink from the glass.
His father just stares at him.
"Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."
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Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
A: They never want to log off.
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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Two flies sit on a pile of poop.
One fly passes gas.
The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!"
"There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time.
My fee, of course, will be $1,500."
Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.