What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
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What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom.
She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her.
They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating.
She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
Boobies.
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can!
"Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!"
"Was it a Jersey cow?"
"I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!"
The mouse and the elephant pas together over a bridge, very proud the mouse says:
Do you hear how the bridge vibrates under OUR footsteps?
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
A bull pull.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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