What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
A: Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say: "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife?
He was an aunteater.
A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't because it won't come.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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