What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
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How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him.
That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.
Q: What is a thespian pony?
A: A little horse play
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.