What is the definition of "moon"?
The past tense of "moo"!
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A:On the ends of their fingers.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.
Q. Why are fish so smart?
Q. Why are fish so smart
A. Because they swim in schools!
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
He says, “What the hell is that all about?”
The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.”
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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