What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles.
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Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
(Because he was stuffed!)
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup."
Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!