What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? (A drizzly bear!)
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? A: Of course, a house doesn't jump at all
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.