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What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
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"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't." "How do you know he isn t?" "Because I am."
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Teacher: Give me an example of animal. Jimmy: Frog Teacher: Give me another. Jimmy: Another Frog.
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I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
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How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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My tomcat used to stay out all night, so I took him to the vet and had him neutered. Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
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