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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said, "Oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"
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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
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Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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