How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?
A: A receding hare line.
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini?
A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A caterpillar!
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
Ronnie goes to the auction.
He notices a parrot that was on auction.
Ronnie decides to bid for it and so Ronnie starts off with 50 Dollars.
Auctioneer: 50 Dollars
Voice: 100 Dollars
Ronnie: 200 Dollars
Voice: 300 Dollars
Ronnie: 400 Dollars
Voice: 750 Dollars
Ronnie: 800 Dollars
Auctioneer 800 going once, twice and the parrot is sold.
Ronnie to the Auctioneer "I hope this Parrot can speak as I have spent a lot of money on it."
Auctioneer Laughing: "Who do you think was Bidding against you.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other.
One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each.
Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.
Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.
Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world.
Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rides off.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.