How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign!
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
Q. What did the frog say to the fly?
A. You are really starting to bug me!
What is the longest organ in a sheep's body?
A New Zealander's cock!
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: Homework!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A: A snake in the brass.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
