How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign!
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The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?"
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What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts!
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q: Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable?
A: She wanted to mount the horse her way.
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One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
