How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign!
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You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a fence!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer.
What do you call a turtle with a hard on?
A slow poke.
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast!
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
