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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
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What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.
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How to catch a polar bear: Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond. Cut a large hole in the ice. Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file. Hide behind a nearby rock. When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
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How do elephants hide in the jungle? Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries! What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries...
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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What is the difference between an pilot and a pig? The pig doesn't turn into a pilot when it's drunk.
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How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.
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