What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.
How to catch a polar bear: Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond. Cut a large hole in the ice. Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file. Hide behind a nearby rock. When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater.
How do elephants hide in the jungle? Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries! What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries...
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
What is the difference between an pilot and a pig? The pig doesn't turn into a pilot when it's drunk.
How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go.