What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
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A stripey sweater.
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.
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A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
An encownter group.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.