What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
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Q: What did the cow say to the other cow?
A: Moo.
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Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk.
"We better take the skunk to the vet, Lena.
Just put the skunk between your legs to keep it warm."
"But, Jim, what about the smell?"
"Don't worry, Lena. The skunk will get used to it."
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Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.
Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff."
So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away.
Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.
Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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