What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
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It grows a Moostache.
Are shellfish warm?
No they re clammy.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence.
Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, what are you doing?"
Patty said, "I'm digging a hole to bury my dead goldfish."
Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, don't you think that hole is a little BIG for a goldfish?"
Patty said, "No...it's inside your damn cat!"
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.