What does a squid sheriff form?
An octoposse.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole.
They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.
Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!"
Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!"
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.
Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila?
Tyrannosaurus Mex.
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!