Joke #10058

What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.

A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.

Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.

Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? A: An alarm cluck!

"I’m in a big trouble!" "Why is that?" "I saw a mouse in my house!" "Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap." "I don’t have one." "Well then, buy one." "Can’t afford one." "I can give you mine if you want." "That sounds good." "All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap." "I don’t have any cheese." "Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap." "I don’t have oil." "Well, then put only a small piece of bread." "I don’t have bread." "Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"

What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.

What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper.