What is the most important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.
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One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the sun underneath his front steps.
Soon his mother walked up the steps without underwear due to the heat of the day and little Bill looked up and yelled out, ''Mother, what's that black thing that you're carrying under your dress?''
''Don't worry, Bill, it's just a squirrel,'' she said.
So little Bill kept on playing, and soon his grandmother came along, also without underwear, and little Bill looked up and said, ''Grammie what is that hairy animal under your dress?''
''Ah, it's a squirrel,'' she answered.
So little Bill asked his grandmother, ''Why is it that your squirrel is grey intead of black?''
The grandmother replied, ''If your mother's squirrel had popped the nuts that this one has popped, it would be gray too.''
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
(Because he was stuffed!)
What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
Q.How do you catch a polar bear?
A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house.
He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"