Joke #10706

How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
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There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May!
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A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin.
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
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What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
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Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.
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Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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