How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
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How come sharks don’t attack lawyers?
From professional courtesy.
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"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
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It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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