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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs.
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
A family is driving in their car on a holiday.
A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car.
He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road.
Frog is grateful, thanks the man, and tells him that he will grant him a wish.
Man says: please make my dog win the next dog race.
Frog asks to look at the dog which jumps out of the car.
The frog notices that the dog has only got three legs and tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfill his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish.
The man says: "Well, then please help that my wife will win the next beauty contest in the area."
Frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car.
Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog.
The frog turns to the man and says: "Could I please have another look at the dog?"