Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.
They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen.
There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital.
Her friend, deeply concerned, visits her the next day.
“Are you hurt?” she asks.
She replies, “Of course I’m hurt! He hasn’t called! He hasn’t written!”
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don’t see why not," replies the doctor.
"That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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