Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died." David: "Doctor, he didn’t hang himself. I hung him there to dry."
I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides. When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.” One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope you get better, too.”