Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.
Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table.
The man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.
The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious, the man ask “What are they doing in there”?
The nurse responds, “They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care..”
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Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?"
Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor."
Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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