Joke #10732

Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.

Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.

It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital. "How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".

Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.

Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.

Two little kids are in hospital beds next to each other. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.” The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of jelly and ice-cream. It’s a breeze.” “Cool,” says the second kid.” “What are you in here for?” “A circumcision.” “Whoa!” exclaims the second kid. “Good luck, mate. I had that done just after I was born and I couldn’t walk for a year.”

Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.