Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. “What did he say?,” asked the nurse. “OOPS!”
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.