Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.