Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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