Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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