Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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