Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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