Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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