Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.