Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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