Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.