Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.