Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.