Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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LaShaunda had just given birth to a daughter and discussed possible names with her hospital roommate, LaQoowanga.
LaShwanda mentioned a name she had heard in the doctor's office, "Vagina".
When the hospital personnel asked her what name to put on the birth certificate, LaShaunda said "Vagina". "You can't name your baby that!"
"Don't disrespect me! I be her mama.
I can names her anything I want."
When the hospital person tried to explained what the name meant, LaShaunda said, "No, No! that's a cootchie!"
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