What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A rubbit!
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.