What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?
He had him newt-ered.
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Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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How do elephants hide in the jungle?
Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries!
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries...
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
