Joke #9874

What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.

One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length. So he asked his aunt what was that. His aunt responded: "That is nothing" On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick. Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: "Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing." His mother laughed and said: "My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"

That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.

How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!