What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
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What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
Q: What do you call a naked deer?
A: Buck naked!
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
There was this atheist and he was in the woods.
And suddenly he heard some leaves cracking.
He looked behind and there was a huge bear behind him.
He started running and running and soon the bear was right on top of him and his paw was on top of him like he was going to swat him but suddenly he saw this big light appear and said; “For all these years you have despised me and now you call for my help.”
The atheist said, “I’m sorry God. If you can’t help me, can’t you at least turn the bear into a Christian?
Then the light disappeared.
Then the bear knelt down and said, “Bless me Lord for this meal I’m about to receive!”
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.
It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away.
So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit.
It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise.
On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock.
One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!"
The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?"
The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?"
The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
A: Because it gets you nowhere.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug.