What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger.
"How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny.
"That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first."
"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.
The same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger.
"I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
Ground round.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"