Joke #9874

What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.
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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called."
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
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