Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing. "Honey," he said, "I wish you'd sing the songs about Women's Day." "That's nice of you, Bob," she said. "Why?" "Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!"
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.