Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."