Q:Where do you find giant snails?
A:On the ends of their fingers.
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court.
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Shoot the lawyer twice.
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse?
Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"
The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."
The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
When does a female deer need money?
When she doesnt have a buck.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.