Q:Where do you find giant snails?
A:On the ends of their fingers.
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A:Because they can.
Two Bear Hunters
Two men went bear hunting.
While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.
Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife?
He was an aunteater.
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.